i walked out to a neighbor of mine putting what i thought was a note on my camry. it’s not driveable but it’s parked in front of my house. i went to look at the note and turns out it was a piece of trash. i waited for her husband and her to walk around the cul-de-sac and asked why she put this piece of trash on my car. she said it’s because my car is a piece of trash and that i should move it. boy, i haven’t been that angry in a minute. i turnt up on her and told her it’s illegal to touch someone else’s property and put trash on it. her husband then says it’s illegal to have a trash can out in the streets for 24 hours. (my trash can is on my lawn btw.) then he holds his hand out so i give him the piece of trash. he speeds up and is about to throw the trash on my car but i speed up and get in his face. he looks at me and keeps walking, all the mean while his wife is still bickering at me. she put her pointer finger on my shoulder and i said fuck you, you piece of shit as i walked back to my car. the car has nothing to do with her or her husband. they live down the street by a half-mile or so.
i called my mom. she calmed me down by telling me to tell them that she’s sorry they’re retired and have all this time on their hands, but there is a lot of volunteer jobs out in the community. i smiled, then laughed as i got out the car to go enjoy nz cafe with my girl.
what a sunday.
-ratha, 11:16pm, 10.29.17