at work tonight, this guy who was straight out of laguna beach wearing a backwards o'neil hat gave me 5 dollars to give his number to one of my coworkers. he kept asking if she had a boyfriend, and although i’ve heard she does, i told him no so he could hurry and hand me 5 dollars and move on.
i never gave her his number, although abe lincoln looked like he could care less.
-ratha, 10:18pm, 7.16.17