i’m dummy hype. i passed my parasitology exam i took on wednesday, so much so i don’t have to take the final! legoooooooooooooooooooooooo!! i must mention, this parasitology exam was a bit different from the previous 4. typically, the exams have questions pertaining to situations comprised of many different symptoms and it is the student’s responsibility to correctly diagnose what is happening. this exam was written like a story involving us, the students. at first, we graduated then became homeless because we couldn’t find work. then we befriended a homeless man who died due to a parasite. we were charged and convicted for his death and we were given two options based off of our educational background: either go to jail or go to somalia to lend a helping hand to doctors there. we chose to go to somalia, but were kidnapped by somalian pirates. we escaped jail after contracting typhus, and made it to the united states embassy in somalia. after receiving treatment at the embassy and making a full recovery, we return to the united states. after the last test question, dr. schneider mentions how we were found not guilty of killing the homeless man. we also contributed to the discovery of a medical breakthrough which led to a parade for us in new york city. during the parade, a homeless man with trench fever jumps on the float and stabs us in the neck as we expire, but before we die, we thought about how parasitology helped us tremendously in our short lives.
lmfao, what???
as an author, i appreciated the story though.
-ratha, 1:34pm, 12.7.19
(ps. happy 1000th day to the running diary. thank you all for reading. lets change the world!!)