while filling up gas, a guy in a clemson jersey
pulls up with his girl to the pump behind mine. i’m standing outside of pokemon
gold on my phone. i sneeze and he says “oh you sneezing now?” i look
at his girl and she looks at me. she pointed to me and i said i was the one who
sneezed. he said “bless you.”
lmao, wtf.
-ratha, 8:39pm, 8.29.18